ASK YOURSELF....SILLY QUESTIONS

sa luncheon meeting ba luncheon meat ang inihahanda? 

bakit ang taba ng barbeque palaging nasa hulihan?

ang lason ba pag na expire nakakalason pa din?

bakit sa pineapple wala akong makitang pine, wala ring apple?

One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?

kung yung plural ng tooth ay teeth bakit yung plural ng booth ay hindi beeth?

bakit eggplant ang tawag e wala namang egg?

kung itanim natin yung egg magiging "eggplant"?

bakit kapag CLOSE kayo ng isang tao, OPEN kayo sa isa't isa?

ang lamok ba kapag natutulog linalamok din?

pwede bang maglagay ng baon mo pang dinner or breakfast sa lunchbox?

bakit hindi na lang gumawa ng maraming pera para lahat tayo mabigyan ?

bakit ang mga bading, hindi naman nanganganak pero dumadami?

bakit may lock sa pinto ng 7/11 convenience store eh 24 hours naman sila open?!

Bakit buo ang Sky Flakes? di ba dapat pag flakes, durog siya?

bakit walang bulaklak na kulay GREEN?

If pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress? 

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? 

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? 

why do they call freegifts FREE GIFTS? arent all gifts free?

If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant...what will you do? 

After you take a bath you're clean but wet, so u dry yourself with a towel. 

Why do you have to wash the towel? Isn't it clean?

Why is the boxing ring "square"?

If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected? 

what happens when you get scared half to death twice? 

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,  but check when you say the paint is wet?

How can you not like the past but like the future and present when they both will eventually become the past? 

o tingnan mo na napaisip ka tuloy... 

dagdagan ko pa nga ng isa pa.. 

 pare- pareho nga ba ang napangasawa nina sleeping beauty, rapunzel, at snow white?

 -- si Prince Charming?