THE OLD MAN AND THE LION

The 90-year-old man was having his annual medical checkups. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. 

 "I've never been better", the old man replied. "I've got a 20-yr.-old bride who's pregnant and is about to deliver a child. "What's your opinion about that doc?",the old man asked.

The doctor thought for a moment, then says, "Well let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle." The doctor continued, "so he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella and point at the lion and squeezes the handle. BAM ! the lion drops dead in front of him."

 

"That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief. "Someone else must have shot the lion."

"Exactly", said the doctor.

 

DID YOU GET THE JOKE?